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LSA NewsNo. 87, February 2008
Angus Nesbit
The logistics of migration seemed easy. I had a car, which I planned to
leave with a sister in Texas. From there I would fly to Eugene. With a
carry-on bag's worth of possessions stowed in my hatchback, I hit the
trail for Austin. Like many pioneers before me, my way was to drive
hard in the day and drink hard at night. (For travelogues, this is
actually quite useful — there are always two trips to draw from:
the one you took, and the one you could have sworn you took.) Maine to
NYC was a blur. No matter. I had traveled extensively up and down the
East Coast. Things got more interesting in Virginia and Tennessee. I
cut out the drinking hard at night (much like those pioneers who
actually made it to their destinations). I kept steady my southwest
trajectory, but stopped when I felt like stopping. I found interesting
places to camp, some of them campgrounds. I had tried everything sold
as food by Waffle House, Inc., but knew there must be more. I branched
out to the Hardee's menu and, on one particularly frivolous outing,
combed a Piggly Wiggly for a box of instant grits (NOTE: you will get
grits instantly using warm tap water, but they will not be good.)
Almost out of Memphis, I saw a freeway sign for Graceland and took the
ramp. The mansion tour was arduous. Is this what it was like for the
pioneers? After a few smiles, "ooh's" and an "ah," I made a break for
the manse's Meditation Garden. I reconsidered the alcohol ban. I
crossed the bridge into Arkansas. Unsure whether to surge onward into
Texas, I split the difference and headed for Texarkana. A problem with
navigation resulted in a tour of all three states from which the town
derives its name. Not yet ready to get out of a car in Texas, I settled
on the Arkansas side. I soon learned that Texarkana is home of the
private dinner club. Feeling peckish but inspired, I cowboyed up,
devoured my final Slim Jim, and crossed the border into miles and miles
of Texas.
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